BEWARE! Poor attempt at humor ahead. Scary post follows.
Yvonne over at her blog has written some really good tips on how to use comments to make other bloggers hate you.
While I would agree with her tactics (and I must say, I enjoy them myself!), I do feel that such tactics are a little too passive. I mean, you go around making a pest of yourself, which of course, is loads of fun; and you expect others to hate you? I mean, they just delete your comments. Or use automated comment-deleting-thingies to help them. They might not even know you exist.
I have ONE KILLER TIP for you that will be sure to make other bloggers hate you. Here is the tip:
There you have it. Spread the hate around. But like all good campaigns, it must start with yourself. Start by imagining the most horrible thing you can imagine. Then, using your focus, direct it at one oh-too-sweet-blogger. Feed it. Feed it till it boils over. Then move on to the next. I tell you, in time to come, your aura of hate will become so huge, everyone will automatically hate you! Go leave hateful comments. But because you really hate, they will FEEL IT. Go flame someone. And because you really hate… well, you know the drill. Nothing drives traffic like genuine hate. I mean, drive traffic away from you, not to you. Duh!
HEALTH WARNING: harbouring too much hate has been known to cause humans to self-destruct.
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